Donald Trump Is Having An Incredibly Shitty Day, Even By His Incredibly Shitty Standards…

Hey Donald Trump… sucks to be you!

That’s true of our Cheeto-in-Chief all the time, but it’s ESPECIALLY true today, because The Donald is having about as shitty a Saturday as you can possibly imagine!!!or Donnie boy… so let’s get started.

It opens with the BBC mercilessly trolling Trump about his presidential inauguration crowd size, by comparing a pic of it side-by-side with the turnout for today’s royal wedding (below):



Where’s Sean Spicer when we need him??

A few hours later, Trump himself took to Twitter to celebrate his wife Melania Trump‘s homecoming from the hospital after that kidney procedure this week… AND MISSPELLED HER FUCKING NAME (below):

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Bro… Melanie? Are you fucking kidding us??

Fortunately, he quickly deleted it and put up a tweet with the right name (below):

Donald J. Trump



Great to have our incredible First Lady back home in the White House. Melania is feeling and doing really well. Thank you for all of your prayers and best wishes!


Nice job, Dipshit Donald — second time’s the charm!!!

But most importantly — and potentially most damaging to his future as the President — the New York Times released a BOMBSHELL report today revealing that there was a second Trump Tower meeting ahead of the 2016 election during which Donald Trump Jr. sought and accepted help from foreigners in the campaign to defeat Hillary Clinton.

The three people involved — an Israeli social media specialist, an emissary for two Arab princes, and a former (and controversial) American security contractor in the Middle East — came to Trump Tower to meet about how they could subvert social media and other tools to help The Donald win the 2016 election.

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